“This is channel 10 news and this is Rob Hampton and we’re looking at a very famous artifact and here’s Jack to tell you more” “ Hello, this is a great place to check out there are a lot of different tents to check out like the artifact tent or the gift shop tent with a supersizing fake artifact that looks just like the real one that’s all I’ve got to say by” said Jack “ nice work Jack , well looks like everything is okay” said the sergeant BBOOOM “what was that lets check the security tent” they were sweating so hard and when they got to the tent Jack said “ the artifact is gone” “ everybody secure the area now”
The next day Jack and mike were going to the shop and when they got to the shop Jack said “who did this there’s a hole in the skylight glass on the floor” lets check the security camera” “right” so they scrambled to get up stairs but when they got there “ the tape’s gone” “ hay didn’t you install those security cameras” “ yes lets check it out”
CRASH “that’s the sky light” “step step step creek “that’s? What door is that “ mike said, BANG “what was that” uh ssss “that sounded like a sneeze if we can find out who’s sneeze that is this is over” mike said “if he didn’t go up stairs maybe he went in the… the bathroom” so they both sprinted down stairs and in the bathroom mike said “so what was that bang not the trash can not the stall door the paper towel dispenser” ssss “what was that” “ah it’s a automatic air freshener it goes off every 30 minutes” “ what sent is that” “it’s on the label” “ nut … Bob, Bob broke in”
“hello this is Jack I think I know who stole the artifact” later at a club house “so Bob why’d you steel the artifact” “I didn’t” “well can I at least see your hands” “okay” “take off the gloves” “fine” “that looks like a burn” “got burnt on the oven” “the only oven I see is a microwave” “and it looks like rope burn” “ I…I was cooking rope” “bob” “wait lets see the bottom of your shoes” “okay” “frosted glass like on my sky light” “okay I took it” “took what” “that little artifact” “you mean you took it” “yes, but it was a dare the gang thought I was going soft so I rigged a little cherry bomb and in all the commotion I swiped it” “Bob I’ll have to take you in” “okay.”
Later at the shop Jack got a call “Jack we checked bobs artifact it’s not the real one” “okay by” “so any updates yeah the artifact was a fake” “but that chair wasn’t there before maybe there was a earlier break in” “lets check it out” they both ran up stairs and got to the control room and found a earlier break in eeekk “that’s a door” eeekkk that sounds like the knights helmet” step step step step step “now there’s a pick up on the down stairs microphone” step step eeeeeeekkkkkkkk “that’s the chair” rip “that sounds like a rip” cccrrrrrrr “that sounds like static” “we’ve got to bring this to the sergeant”
“Sergeant I’ve got to show you something” “sorry I’ve got a meeting” “ well we can listen to it on the way there” later, eeeekkkk “that’s a chair” rip cccccrrrrrr “that is static and a rip and this is something I found a button and it matches” dingling dingling “sorry my cell phone” said Jack “turn it off’” “excuse ah” “should keep you out of trouble ah he’s heavy” said the sergeant. Later “come on people I’ve got a plane to catch” “sergeant Johnston we know your in there come out with your hands up” “how did they find out, nick the cell phone” the next day at the ice cream shop “that was a close one” “it sure was” “the sergeant had a privet plane all set up” “well another typical day in Edina Prairie”
Artifact
By Jake
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